Did your girl go home? Did she have fun? Can we have our friend back?
Well you know what I always say about freshmen.... If you want it, and they've got it... get it.
I would drag my balls through a mile of broken glass to eat pudding out of her anus
My cardio has turned into running out of the cold from bar to bar.
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My dad just passed me a joint.. this is a turning point in my life.
Only you would think wine and coffee was an acceptable finals study time mix
The great thing about vietnam is that if I'm drunk during the day people just think I'm being white
you shall refer to me as my indian name from now on...running with dumb cunts
He just stared me dead in the eye as he continued to beat off. Then said "you were going to catch me sooner or later".
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Oh, and apparently I was butt ass naked and walked into the room where anna was skyping her dude in afghanistan and said "This is happening."
how many ponies have to be on my pajama pants to convince him im gay?
i think we need a new approach.
Im invoking the "no judgements" clause of our friendship.
My god, what have you done?
Oh and apparently something happened that was related to "THIS IS SPARTA" but no one will tell me what I did.
So I'm going to blame my boobs hurting on that.
I might be a bit longer... I found a hot guy at the grocery store, so I'm following him and buying stuff that he's buying
I mean...if Marco gets pregnant, it is either the spawn of Satan or the second coming of Christ (neither of which I want in my life). So let's just hope that he doesn't grow a womb and that we don't have to consider either option.
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