So yes it WAS her period, NOT a nose bleed.
i didnt like the question options for my yahoo account..so i made up the question and it was "favorite bathroom to shit in"
How does me getting a new dildo make you crave olive garden
just mapquested my walk of shame from saturday..bye bye freshman 15
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I just want to steal his innocence through his penis. I really do.
I'm petting the cat while shitting. This is all I ever wanted
God dammit not the cupcake channel. Not when I'm high.
Got drunk and passed out flintstone vitamins to everyone at the bar. I'm just so god damn motherly
the dude in the apartments across the street got a video of me railing blake on your front steps last night
shit like this is why i dont let you drink vodka anymore ..
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please come here right now, that girl who always gets her boob out is here and she brought taco bell
My weirdest encounter with a stranger though was when for some reason they just gave me a box of unopened socks. Needless to say, I never used them.
THIS IS NOT A LAUGHING MATTER, CAITLIN. MY PARENTS ARE FUCKING. LOUDLY.
So on a scale of 1-10 how mad would you be if I sent you a picture from the inside of a strip club
Who brings a stripper to breakfast at the dining hall? What was the plan? Impress her with his meal plan?
You think my vibrator will be okay in the dishwasher?
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