so the chest pain/shortness of breath/overdose guy we just took to tm hospital is now running down market street from the police in a gown holding his iv.
She does have a great personality.
Yeah, in her vagina.
no.. I went home. Puking up hot dogs and lemon tart isn't as lovely as it sounds.
after we had sex last night he told me he smelled like my vagina. and then he said that if his roommate had a vagina he would probably smell like it. because "they hug weird and shit."
Hi, my name's audrey!
Max?
Sorry, this girl is phone-stealing drunk.
i think my mom would be mad if i was pregnant. last time i was she grounded me for a week.
I'll just wear something slutty to the liquor store and hope for the best
that's your solution for everything
The future queen of Norway was pregnant with a druglord's baby when she met the prince. We still have hope.
Dude she was 62...with a boob job. And I'm proud to say I made out with that.
I've had more sex in the two weeks since we broke up than I ever had in any two weeks we were together.
She's trying to put on her dog muzzle on her self
hurry up this bar wont let me order big pitchers of beer for just myself
Just saw a woman trying to order Mcdonalds at a trash can. God bless America.
She brought me back a blanket from Mexico, then we had sex on it
Of course the sales lady was judging you, you bought a pregnancy test, ky jelly, diet pills and a 6 pack of red bull. Even i'm judging you.
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