gavin joseph was born around 1 oclock 9lbs 12oz... over 21 inches long
Thats what she said
I really think my calling is to star in a Live Links commercial
i just google searched 'can you pop your ovary'
Not only is it unacceptable to be bar hopping alone at 5 o'clock. It is definitely unacceptable to do so with a lobster
5 am booty call.. And I went I need to gain better control of my vagina
What's the sex policy on a school bus? Because I dibs back seat.
Sex allowed. Dress code is neon and obnoxious.
We are gonna die. I wanna enforce the "no jumping out of moving vehicles" policy. And how are we gonna get a school bus through mcdonalds drive thru?
Dave got tied up again. I'm done breaking into girls houses to cut him loose. At least before noon.
The girls danced. I drank. Then I danced cause I was drunk. Then I ripped tim's shirt off cause I'm awesome.
I feel like calling off tonight. Is a strong desire for masturbation a valid reason?
I don't understand or I understand perfect - if were not talking about fried chicken I'm not sure what's happening.
Fulfilled a bucket list goal last night. Borrowed a dollar from a stripper to buy smokes
God bless Atlanta.
I'm drunk, laying in bed, eating macaroni salad. I dropped a piece and tried to pick it up with a fork. My cleavage is bleeding and I haven't been laid yet. Heeeyyyy!!!
You gotta own your makeout pics Matt. They're like badges of honor
Apparently mid making out I got up and said "I need to figure out my life" went in the bathroom and threw up for two hours.
Your the only girl I know that carries a $1100 purse with tater tots inside
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