i was unsuccessful, further solidifying for me that girls should not masturbate.
Is it because I queefed?
We couldn't find any ping pong balls, so we used a fishing bobber. Could we be more country?
How do I tell if what I'm covered in is pee or cum?
just went to my meeting with last nights make up still on, not wearing a bra, and the 14 shot tallies still on my wrist.. My advisor's questions should be answered as to why I'm not in my major yet.
We're on a cock hunt. Everything is fair game.
On the bright side his mom approves of me. Though it's apparently because she sleeps with married men and has a soft spot for "fellow homewreckers"
Come down. You're the next contestant on this bowl.
You know summer is almost over when ur school booty calls start hitting u up as if solidifying their spot in drunken mistakes for next semester
Sober now. I'm really glad I didn't try to make out with that guy who has a pregnant fiance
i dont remember how or why, but i now have 3 coupons for a free BJ from Anise stapled to my right arm.
What happened to my face?
You kneed yourself in the eye during the Harlem Shake.
It was impressive.
I was stalking his twitter and saw that he used punctuation in a hashtag. Thank god we didn't work out because I can't be with someone that incompetent
Seeing your boyfriend, side piece, and great white buffalo, all in one night? Its a sign right?
Proceed with caution.
Thank you for dog sitting, there is $60 on my desk to be spent on DRUGS AND/OR GAS ONLY not that food stuff people crave.
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