I took off my bra and money fell out...how crazy was I tonight?
Need sex. Gaining weight.
I think I can smell my own vagina right now
I don't know what happened to get you in this mentality. This time last year your were ass up on a hotel bathroom counter getting licked by a stranger.
Don't let me forget to bring the toilet inside tonight.
Going to.goingto.gtoing to DIE DIE DIEEEE......i feel like everyeone impotrant in my life like MLK is judging me.... saddd day
Don't you dare blame me for walking in one walking in on ur fuck session....u decided to fuck where we hid our booze
she used teeth so i didnt tell her when i was cumming ...........dont get mad get even
I've had to much cheese to give a fuck about anything. im tired.
You helped blow my nose... Ok it's safe to say we are on a new level of relationship..
I'm ready to get married, then we can lie around watching anime and eating pizza while he rubs baby oil on me
The first thing I did in 2015 was suck a dick.....so.....
I swear, the guy behind me wasn't paying attention until the words "middle aged fuckboy" came out of my mouth.
I got blackout last night and applied to be a banker
So I'm at home coloring while smoking a joint. It can only go down hill from here.
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