Seriously, stop being so datable w your movie/song prefs
I am looking at the epitome of fake boobs right now
He was singing Will Smith Just the Two of Us to his burrito. That high.
THERE ARE SO MANY GREAT DICKS IN THE WORLD. HOW DID I NOT DISCOVER THIS SOONER!?
was this before of after we tobbganned into that tree?
omg he fucking fingered me this morning. and i was just like this is the most awkward alarm clock ive ever had
then she kicked a hole in her own door and the next thing you know, brian's walking up to her room with power tools. in no condition to use them
They just called to see if he wanted to come in at 2am for overtime. He's trashed. He literally carried on a 10 minute convo with his boss about woodchucks. As in the animal
Maybe. This hangover is made of nightmares and that thing from the Alien movies.
After we won I just ran all over campus for a couple hours. Then made out with a guy on a bench
when we woke up this morning she was missing two teeth. the front two.
I was drunk and really grossed out when you poured cheese on me and, I guess I just freaked out.
your penis is a great and majestic leader among the penises.
I have no reason to put on pants anymore. This is my new reality.
What a way to start the day. Staring at penis for 3 hours
It's pretty much my favorite thing ever
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