hey in girl talk does "want to come over tonight and have some beers with me?" mean i want wiener?
im letting my talent of no gag reflex go to waste
So... I just got back from the chiropractor... And he said I have a slight neck injury from head banging too much. Fuck yes.
3 inches of snow, below zero windchill and i just saw a dude in a wrangler with no doors, shorts a beanie and burton snow goggles. God i love college in colorado
then they caught me trying to hide the turtle in the fridge
You left me with no money to have random Chicago sex. The least you can do is pick me up an egg mcmuffin on your walk of shame back to the hotel.
Scratch one off the douchebag bucket list. Just saw a guy in a sesame street tshirt and a tap out hat. Didn't get the memo that big bird's trying to get into mma.
I hope it's socially acceptable to wear a mesh one piece into last call tonight?
Also, no joke, I think that raccoon hair is still in my eye from last night.
hahahaha what do we need the kangaroos for? please tell me we release them instead of doves
is leaving the club to fk in his friends van subtle?
There's a guy in a life size dick costume, and two guys with white shirts that are each half if a pair of breasts in a red bra lol. They came separate but when they saw each other there was some titty fucking in the street, it's only 11
It was all good until his cat started licking my nipple along with him
Pride log, day two. Noticing more bruises and scrapes. Liver functions probably very lowered.
ps why does my dog smell like popcorn and a dryer sheet..?
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