Why does lindsey know I was naked in the kitchen?
He came on my face and tried to draw out a smiley face because he said I looked like I had a bad day
Getting high on the stoop of a brownstone in the middle oh harlem. Doesn't get much more hey arnold than this.
she texted him the burrito order while she was puking in the Del Taco parking lot...
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I went to class with the sex aroma on me. The hot sun doesn't help much.
He just told me he's been drinking vodka at work all day. I'm starting to believe in soul mates.
You know the party was great when the birthday girl gets arrested
Her mom walked into the garage as we were smoking a kush blunt with sombreros on.
How was my night? He had a picture of his mom on his night stand and he yelled "Papi like" when he came. Fuck tequila.
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Had the weirdest dream last night. If you're ever in Texas, do not come over with a 12 pack as a bribe and ask for a threeway between you, me, and my TA. I will take the beer though.
I feel bad for her. If you sacrifice and have a chubby husband I feel that you assume he's not going to cheat on you....
Bring me your tired, your weary, your buffalo chicken dip
Beer Olympics must happen in honor of the legit Olympics.
He set the tone in the back of his car by blasting Marvin Gaye's sexual healing before railing me
Last time I had a one night stand he ended up stalking me for two months.
So you're not picking up this weekend?
This weekend, I am Angela, visiting from Calgary. We'll have to roleplay this.
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