If I've learned one thing today? Blow jobs get you to state championships.
Alright. Who did it? Who's bangin' the ump?
I don't even know what he looks like, all i've seen of him is his dick
the rest of him looks just as crooked
I don't think I can fit "I'm sorry for ruining Christmas" on one cake. Better make two.
I'd give my left nut to see you
don't do that. I like the set
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the tile , carpet , walls , cabinets , even the ceiling ... there is Jello everywhere
it was your idea to have indoor Jello wrestling man
We just had to use a designated driver to get to night class.
I mean, I know going to rehab probably didn't make her a lesbian, but I can always hope
I just banged your sister. Thats what you get for takibg my lunch money in 2 grade, boom, boom fiyyaa powaa
Oh, and also, a couple of straight girls showed up. But they ran away.
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The guy had great intentions when throwing us free beer off the balcony... but of course I was the one to get hit in the face because that's the kind of luck I have
You would only karaoke to Spanish songs, but sang with the accent of the french candle stick in beauty and the beast.
I came back from England with a face tattoo and the only thing anyone can talk about is my beard.
Do normal couples celebrate occasions naked with Chicken McNuggets and BBQ sauce?
I'm wearing jeans from 7th grade and drinking a fucking macchiato. This better be a good day.
There are only a few things more freaky than wandering around a zoo drunk.
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