wasted. watching meteors, awesome idea i ever had, see 2 for every 1 with ma double vision
The guy i fucked last week got done first on the test in my 900 person class. If im pregnant at least it will be smart.
The tent neighbors already set us on fire w an errant roach. How do you think Bonnaroo's going?!
He walked into my room in the middle of the night, whispered something about the patriot act, and took my tv.
I'm so hungover all I can do is stare at my curser and hope it starts moving on its own
Kurt said to text you and encourage you to come out tonight. Encourage you with my rack.
Cause its not a drunken adventure unless someone ends up in a pool
You and the dog were competed for the water dish
i mean hes a break dancing puerto rican, how do you think the sex was?
Just woke up. Will be over soon. DON'T LEAVE THE CHAMPAGNE UNSUPERVISED.
Well I may have gotten laid but I over drafted buying pizza so I think that negates everything
there is a smiley face on my leg painted in blood
I'm pretty sure that's yours.
IM BACK TOGETHER WITH MY BF AND HERE YOU ARE SUCKING DICK FROM 2009
He asked me how many starwars references he could make before i no longer find him attractive.
U just kept yelling her vagina wasn't a priority bc u had a bowl of cheerios calling your name
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