I just dry heaved the smell of jagerbombs....which proceeded to make me hurl for real.
pray for me tomorrow cause I have a midterm that I've mostly studied for by watching Bill Nye episodes on the subject...
Chapter 6 - how to lose your underwear in chicago
Just saw 1 guy dressed as a cow and another dressed as a shrimp dancing on the side of the road. We're turning around I NEED to dance with them.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
winnie the pooh came out of nowhere and offered me a burrito...it was a fucking amazing burrito.
Want to get high and go thrifting? I'm trying to succeed making my dorm look like a deranged Applebees.
She told me she was eating frosting, then I got the weirdest boner ever
It will be like a scavenger hunt.. only we're looking for places to have sex.
Btw when I was saying "fuck you" I meant it like "be quiet beautiful princess"
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
His Instagram is like a gay porn blog all of the sudden got conquered by the Mormon missionary that he is
Just don't let me do two things: Beer bongs filled with vodka or shot competitions
Act your age.
I am. I'm acting like a drunk 20 year old.
how does that bad decision feel?
Apparently I repeatedly thanked the paramedic for saving the "happy new year" beads i was wearing. that bad.
If she didn't have scissors in her hand I would have motor boated the fuck out of her when she was done cutting my hair.
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