i had a dream that i had so much marijuana that i didn't know what to do with it. i woke up and cried.
he doesn't care that i have a boyfriend so why should i?
logic in its finest
How can it be called memorial day weekend....I don't even remember this weekend
So I have some interesting news. The pizza guy called the cops on me...
I think you can do her, she seemed pretty set for revenge the second time her boyfrind high fives her in the face.
He's yummy.
HE'S GAY. AND 40.
Irrelevant.
Remember that pineapple I soaked in vodka last month? Just found it- nothing is growing on it? Think it's safe?
next photo in the 'cherished memories' series- Jess's bed. Note the vomit actually UNDER the pillows. shes a genius.
so he had an ashton kutcher Kelso haircurt. dude, we're in our mid to late 20s, I don't think we can ridicule guys for having hair anymore.
2 things: 1) can you get hep from toilet water? And 2) do you know where we can get a new skillet for cheap?
Please tell me those aren't related.
I made rice.
I've literally NEVER been on a date or gotten through one episode of netflix without having sex like I JUST WANT TO WATCH TRUE DETECTIVE
Called Apple, my penis pics are safe.
Like, I just want a guy who will drop what he's doing to come touch my vagina whenever I want and to leave me the hell alone whenever I want. Is that SO MUCH TO ASK??
She was crying and pulled the collar of her shirt up to blot the tears. And then she just kept her head there. And stopped crying. "My boobs are just too amazing for me to cry." her words not mine please help she's still in that position
Im goin to jail bro ill talk to u sun
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