I'm gonna get wrecked tn I might have to keep my phone at home cause I'm sure ill send you really weird txts
shes got a 6th sense for me cheating...the the hailey joel osmound of me getting bjs
So after the reception we snuck back into the church for drunken hook up. we passed out there and woke up in time for 6am mass still dressed from the wedding. spiritually trashy or classy?
They asked if I wanted to shotgun a beer and before i could ask who had a knife they all had bit holes into the cans. Im never leaving Germany!
Tell me why I'm at Target and this entire Spanish family is crowding around the condoms questioning which ones they should get
christmas break will be like the 25 days of orgasms
I don't think he realizes it but he was stroking the faucet while he was talking to me.
and yes i will spend 10 dollars on a vibrating toothbrush to masturbate but not a calculator for my test
I created a photogrid for every picture he has ever sent me of his penis. Now I can see every angle at one time. THIS IS GREAT.
I thought it was my alarm clock, turns out it was her vibrator still going off on the side of my face.
That's what I love about being a lesbian. My roommate's boyfriend watched her finger me and then he made me pancakes in the morning. AND THEN HE LEFT.
She said "I feel like I haven't reached my full potential" and I couldn't figure if she meant in life or with the weed..
SHE MASTURBATED TO THE THOUGHT OF ME HAVING AN ALL DUDE THREESOME WITH HER EX BOYFRIENDS.
I already popped my bottle of Rose and took my boxers off. No can do muchacho
I just saw a guy walking up the stairs with his dick out his pants. I let him know, and he just looked down in shock, laughed, and continued walking up the stairs.
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