she says it's "been amazing lately"
i think basically because i hate her so much i'm trying to break her in half
And he showed us your test. You wrote what is this shit and scribbled on it? Nice 3%..
you took out flashcards at the bar and went around asking guys what totalitarianism meant.
Defiantly just threw away our yearly bottle collection in front of the campus tour. The school should pay me for recruitment
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She was having a seizure right in front of you, and you asked, "So there's no more donuts?"
The druken crowd just broke into singing "God Bless America" while waiting the newlyweds to get in the limo. My friend is eating rose petals.
let's just skip the pleasantries and go back to my place for pizza and casual sex
So I commented on one of his pictures "who do I have to give a full effort blow job to, to get the Ides of March movie poster behind you" he responded with a number that wasn't his. I still texted it. I love that movie.
Dude, you disappeared somewhere on the walk back and shortly after we got a call from your cell phone from this guy explaining that him and his roommates woke up to the smell of burning pizza and a naked stranger on their couch.
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You have to understand, he didn't so much come out of the closet as he backflipped out of it with an accompanying marching band.
He was spooning with the dog when I came home. Now shes afriad to go near him. Should I ask?
So this tall girl jumped in our cab and I was like hey I have pics of u on my phone. It wasn't creepy at all
who is that guy in your bed? he looks like jesus..way to keep it festive
Killing two birds with one stone tonight: mastrabation meditation. Win win.
Why does your life consist of lesbians, black guys and cats?
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