on a scale of 1-10how much freaking out is acceptable if you just found a (possibly used) cock ring in the head board that your parents gave you?
I just got asked if I have a rule for sleeping with people. Like they have to buy me dinner first etc...
On that note, do I have a rule?
I only broke up with her because the ex sex is amazing. She will do ANYTHING if i even hint at getting back together
Next guy we share better have a little more dignity than that
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He should get nipple rings. No homo...I actually don't think there is a way to make it non gay.
Yeah you should have just let that thought go.
Just walked into McDonald's and a bunch of fat girls gave me a look like I just entered their territory.
So we get back to the hotel room and Tom strips off his clothes... His first sexual act as my fiance? Helicopter dick. I gave him a high five.
Kripsy Kremes at our place, bring your own coffee. And your own donuts because these ones are ours.
Awee what are you going to name your new dog?
What dog?
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I was afraid someone would drug test my pants so you set them on fire.
I feel like I should throw some tampons around my workspace so everyone will know what's really going on
"I'm looking more at his dick bulge." Never thought I'd hear those words come out of my boyfriend's mouth.
I would reevaluate a bf who is happy with other guys doing me.
You can't leave me alone in times of distress because I will fuck things ππ
not sure if actually covered in glitter or just drunk
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