Instead of a promise ring i got my clit peirced, its a promise that ill always give you ass! =]
you insisted on breathalizing me with a inhaler.
1 I really miss college walks of shame 2 I think I may have killed this girls cat
Sprained my ankle at sky zone REST ICE COMPRESSION ELEVATION AND SHOTS it'll all feel better soon
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It was worse than that time I did shots of BBQ sauce and pierced my own ear with a thumbtack
He better not be in your backpack
Just turned your apartment into a democracy and were voting on who takes shots next
Teenager with grandparents staying in their room: is to blue balls, as parent waiting for teen to come home safe: is to sleep. You will live- love mom
I was wondering how I got the burn marks on my boobs and then I remembered....
The baked potato bra?
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I spent the morning naked in her roommates closet because her parents decided to come over after church..
Made a pinky promise to a lesbian on crack in WeHo. No one knows what I promised
No biggie, just trying to keep my liver function in the green
The candles are lit, the magic circle is drawn, now all we need to do is get naked and see how many orgasms we can manage.
His sister gave me the "if you hurt him I will break your neck" talk. I didn't know how to tell her we're not a couple.
She's wear your skin crazy! Is it wrong that I'm gonna fuck her 1 more time though?
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