just thinking about him makes my vagina shudder.
Welcome to my life. currently drinking beer through two straws. easier/faster that way.
yeah. pants. i need to put pants on. i didn't do that last night. big mistake
He was with one girl when I went to bed, wad with another when I woke up and now he just told me he was with a 3rd in-between last night and this morning. Jesus Christ.
I just handed the barista at Starbucks a panty liner instead of my card....maybe I should upgrade this Tall to a Venti...
I haven't seen him since I gave him a hand job in the hospital. I like to think I contributed to his speedy recovery.
yeah dropping that class because i really don't want to be known as the girl who fell asleep in class and threw up as she walked out for an entire semester
True friends don't judge, they just try to have more booty calls than you do.
It's 4 am here and I just vomited myself awake....Not rising OR shining any time soon
I tried to steal a Mike's Hard sign last night but it didn't work out
why what happened?
Well it was going fine.. until the bouncer noticed the three foot steel lemon sticking out of my jacket.
Yeah, I'm sure we have time for sex AND ihop.
It's the third day of class and I got told I smell like a distillery.
I wasn't going to drink tonight, but was reminded this is the anniversary of prohibition being repealed. If I don't, then I am against my profession of bartending and anti-American, right?
I knew I no longer wanted to bone him when he put the Grease soundtrack on as "mood music", no guy looks attractive singing and dancing to greased lightning naked.
I wish I got tanner on friday but I feel like I spent most of my time puking in the bathroom. I love my life
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