we turned studying into a drinking game, she drinks when she gets it right, i drink when she gets it wrong. so we'll be out soon
When you went through airport security you asked if the could check if a baby was in there. That drunk.
Listen. I'm a changed woman. I have no problem using him for sex.
I heard about the break up and if you need a place to stay my vagina is open for you 24/7
Dude he's your dog he doesn't love me more than you. I'm just like that cool uncle that takes him to burger king and to see girls.
They are stoned and trying to learn sign language together. It's like watching a chimp waving at itself in a mirror.
He's practically not my boyfriend anymore. So let's go get some glitter, balloons, alcohol and forget this night ever happened.
you're no funn. i shall go consult my friend vodka on this matter.
I would use the term shit faced but I'm too polite for that
just because you have a nice tits it doesn't make you a magic little snowflake.
I'm sobbing to NWA
I don't really care where everyone ended up, but is everyone alive and not in jail?
Not in jail
Alive?
After a beer I realize now I may have shared too much about my obsession with ghosts with my therapist this morning.
excused from jury duty. THAT hungover...
I'll bring spiced rum
I am not drinking that devil juice
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