and trust me i need no booty pop lessons
I just figured it out. Meghan has the same smile as Sylvester Stallone.
Do I need to let your sister outside to go pee or anything before I leave?
shes got a really nice body. but her face is eh.
you dont need a face to have sex
She looks like Sash Grey but sounds like Fran Drescher. Advise.
we managed to turn Dream Phone into a drinking game. don't hate.
It's like playing clue with my own life. I have to piece together what I did, where I was, how I did it, and who I did it to
I don't remember much, but my night is dated pre-Jaeger and post-Jaeger. Also, my boss may or may not have tucked me in.
Oh, and trying to figure out who wants to do Molly in a frat is like asking damn children if they want puppies and candy. So just bring as much as possible.
Should we start at nine like normal people or now like alcoholics?
Why are you surprised? I've only ever liked older guys since I was a 3 yr old crushing on her pediatrician.
When a best friend shows up on a tricycle with a case a beer and goes "get on loser" you get on, because there is a magical adventure afoot
30 year old woman with braces and crocs came into the store today with her boyfriend. what am I doing wrong.
I used his number to look up his customer information at work. He's no longer saved as Magic Penis in my phone.
this isn't the first time drunken padiddle ended in a fist fight..
Randomize
