some old guy just shit himself in my section. everyones leaving
I just saw my grandmother naked. again. this needs to stop now.
We need to rekindle our bromance
He is like the real live version of the state fair..
...so how do you feel about living with a lesbian next year?
hhaha i just laughed out loud when i read that
is that a "i laughed because im fine with it" or "im a republican" ?
Canada: barely better than America at a sport they invented.
Do you not remember you showing everyone in the bathroom your period stained underwear? I'd say you were pretty happy it came
Did you write your name in the dust on our toilet tank?
Was just told that I was slipped 2 hits of acid in my in flight drink before takeoff. 8 hours to Germany wish me luck
Listen, don't freak out when you walk out on me masturbating in front of my roommate. No homo. He just needs to be put to his place.
He insists on falling asleep with his penis between my buttcheeks. He says its his "home".
It was like an ecstasy filled massage for my vagina.
That's the best compliment I have ever received.
I think that's why god made me a woman. Bc it's harder to slap people in the face with a vagina.
I woke up with your vibrator in my face
Ps he swallowed my earring last night so yeah
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