evidently tequilla and lady gaga make me flirt and grind shamlessly with other men infront of my boyfriend.
is it bad that the first thing i do when i get downstairs is go on farm town?
You told the cops that they couldn't arrest you because they weren't hot enough to fuck
It feels like I've shaved away my winter coat and my vagina is going to freeze if I go outside.
ill be fine wheb you get back. I'm gunna do real world things like washing the dishes. having to perform serious tasks brings you down.
I haven't gone out since the baby was born. If I don't get arrested, in a fight, or both I'm going to be super pissed.
There is a hole in her door about 2 inch in diameter. You may see me on YouPorn
My liver just had a heart attack.
I would fuck him In a heartbeat, an obese child running up stairs with an irregular heartbeat, heartbeat.
He was "hot guy in the dark". One of us had to sleep with him. I took the bullet you're welcome.
When our dicks touched he made a lightsaber noise.
So I deleted all the text from my phone, was looking for my mom's coffee order and show the coffee guy the pic of me eating pussy.
She said I'm like warm bathroom-sink water. There's nothing necessarily wrong with me, but she doesn't exactly want to "drink me in"
He seemed genuinely disappointed when I told him I wasn't going to make out with him to Bring Me To Life by Evanescence so I feel like I've pinpointed the breaking point of this relationship
If I die tonight, you and your brother can split my money evenly for college only.
all $38?
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