what if I'm pregnant?
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I miss him.. What the hell did I get myself in to? I guess it will get better with time.
No. Just liquor. Time's no good.
The kid in front of me is videochatting and typing to his gf. I should make poop/sex faces over his shoulder, right?
She's like the pied piper of lesbians.
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people who like being in relationships make me feel bad about myself.
ok, she started talking about how she swears her step dad killed her mom. starting to back out of this one
In a weird way, I don't want to stalk him on Facebook. I want to find out what's wrong with him the old-fashioned way. Is this what it means to be romantic?
Gina was bawling her eyes out and then she ran into the street and peed. she kept screaming "LOOK WHAT YOUVE DONE TO ME"
I blew him while he was standing up and he drooled on my head
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When you see a guy in a wheelchair try to be cool and pop a wheelie, and then fall over backward and hit his head, is it funny or sad?
He should be castrated
Nah he might accidentally come while they're cutting it off. Wouldn't be fair to the surgeons
I would really just like to get laid somewhere that's not on a bathroom floor at this point in my life
I'm about to ride on a tractor i have no time for you
We hooked up with 2 friends last night as always and she stole their fucking cocaine and I just had to drive to their house and make her give it back to him hahshshahahah only me
I heard a crunch while giving him head. I looked up and he was eating Cheese Itz. So we made a deal that he'd take a hand job so I could eat them too.
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