Can Purell be used as lube?
dude, my face is all kinds of fucked up right now. and don't even start with i told you so...
smoked weed with Joakim Noah last night....if he was half as fast to the basket as he is to grab a joint from me we'd have another championship on our hands
she was on her period so I asked if she wanted to make ass babies
she told me her two favorite things were grocery stores and dick.
hows the party?
ists fjcssing insceredle
be there in 10
Have you ever straight up just taken a bite out of a block of cheese? Because it's amazing.
Does having a sippy cup full of wine, at an outlet mall, qualify you as 'having a problem'?
I just used a VHS tape as a plate for sanwich
Haha! You know I mean that in a positive way. Like, "let them eat cake!" Or in our case, "let them achieve obesity from the two entree plate at Panda Express!"
I'll take "things you shouldn't say to a guy you just met in a bar" for 100!
Not now. Out of camp chairs. Carving a new one with a chainsaw. Mushrooms are starting to kick and I gotta get this done NOW.
it's like that time i was drunk at relay for life. but with balloon animals...
I love waking up to reeses ice cream. But I DONT love waking up to it all over my cat. I blame you.
Dude get over here. Steven brought super soakers filled with colored vodka.
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