we black-lighted her bedspread and it looked like a jackson pollock painting.
the plan is to continue having sex with all three of them until my birthday, and then once they've given me their presents, they can find out about each other.
That sucks. I just talked to a telemarketer for 15 minutes about CSI: Miami and weed.
I just pull a splinter from the head of my penis. It was a rough night.
this just proves how much faith i have in "us".. what should we be for halloween..?
She apparently grabbed another girl and pulled her into the shower fully clothed. When the girl was like "you need to stop" she curled up into a ball and refused to leave.
Whoa, you know how to pick em.
nah i think i'm gonna take my landlord's kids trick-or-treating instead. apparently the houses around here hand out wine to the adults and candy to the kids.
I take it we used my cleavage as a pen holder last night during the graffiti party. Looks like the colours of Crayola exploded all over my chest
Neither of us have work tomorrow and we live w/n walking distance. This is your official Sandy booty call. Come rock me like a hurricane.
You told me you had two boobs that want to be naked for me. I'm just following up on your request.
If we don't rescue him from the fat chick soon, she is going to eat him alive and suck the marrow from his bones.
This electrician is just ripping my house apart and I'm too hungover to ask questions
This love triangle bullshit is getting out of hand. It's now a love polygon and I want out
How does it feel to date your dad?
I cannot pick him out of a line up. I remember he is blonde and his half flaccid dick looks like gonzo. So unless he pulls down his pants I don't know who he is
Randomize
