i think my mom would be mad if i was pregnant. last time i was she grounded me for a week.
I'm looking at pot farms on google earth. Google should be proud I found a real purpose for it to serve.
He practically bottle-fed me Jameson, like I was a baby chimpanzee on those nature specials.
there's unknown territories my dick was not made to discover
My mom said that if she can come this weekend, she'll buy the weed.
All I want in life is to get high, take a shower, and him to go down on me. Simultaneously. That's legit my idea of heaven.
Who knew that "When in doubt, pelvic thrust" would end up being the best motto ever? In other news, I think I may have joined roller derby.
if i actually get asked out by my dealer what could happen?
i don't know, but it probably involves bathtubs full of weed
possibly one of my favorite moments was wiping it off your nose after you high fived a bouncer
Goodbye spring break, hello depressing video on AIDS.
Well I was kicked out of the bar and woke up on a picnic table. I'd say the night was awesome!
I can now recognize that when my wine bottle reaches a certain point, I probably shouldn't tweet, text or call anyone. RESPONSIBILITY
I think if I send him enough nudes, he will buy my plane ticket.
Does the term "on fleek" apply to dicks or just eyebrows?
Dude whoeverrs house this is has only creeam cheese and beer in the fridge. Thats my kinda diet
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