you ever get that eerie feeling when you walk in a room, when you know youve barfed here before.
I need a horse. I don't think you can get a DUI on a living creature.
I won't be sarcastic... just naked
all i know is that each time we woke up we were at a different chinese restaurant. help.
I can't remember if the bartender cut you off after you broke your glass or after you wished the bar a happy winter solstice during your karaoke number.
Thank you as well. My penis is starting a slow-clap right now.
At beerfest, hammered, going to try to not get naked in public but i cant make any promises
Dude it started out with let's find some food and ended up with me getting a needle in the face
Hey that girl we tagged team last night invited me to her birthday on Facebook, remind me to be sick that day.
Challenge: Try to have your balls hanging out in every picture you take tonight
Challenge Accepted
I was gonna tell her, but there were too many tongues in my mouth
Just please try not to piss Danny off, I really can't afford to find a new drug dealer again
I sent my boyfriend to the bar so I could go out tonight and actually get laid..
He was cute in a Sketchy-trying-to-sell-you-a-vaccum-at-9-at-night kinda way.
Just got high with dad
Correction: more high. He's sharing gummy bears with me.
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