You know its bad when you're praying for a hangover just so you aren't still drunk at work anymore.
hey i know this is weird but does alcohol affect pregnancy tests?
you told me your penis was albino and it couldnt be exposed to light so you needed to keep it in me
I would give up sex for lent, but I think Jesus would understand that I went too long without it to go back now.
I say we get drunk before the exam tomorrow. At least then we have a valid excuse for failing.
you both peed in the photobooth after the pictures were taken.
Please God, is a penis possibly making it to vagina town to much to ask for tonight.
Call me old fashioned but i like to drunk dial a girl 2 or 3 times before sending a dick pic
Everybody in the immediate area is hooking up like it's doomsday
WHY AM I NOT THERE?
Katie told the cabby "when the boat docks I'm getting off with you"
This is kind of a weird question but were you the other girl Ben asked to do a group sex thing with?
You left wolverine marks
I'm somewhere between sorry and proud
Hey nothing wrong with those! I can't believe the guys who let me see where they live on first dates. Even more surprising, I don't stalk them after they've done me wrong.
Props to you. You took the bet seriously. Making out with her for an hour right after she spewed
How hot? Like... how many hemsworths?
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