She just sent me a txt where every word ended in "zzz", with about a hundred "!!!" and called herself "juicezzz". I need back up.
So I'm cool with the whole break up, but it sure is a shame we didn't get to use those handcuffs.
am i the only one who has tried sucking their own cock????
the plan is to continue having sex with all three of them until my birthday, and then once they've given me their presents, they can find out about each other.
I think I'm about to have sex with a second person before noon hehehhe! You're welcome America.
Well the walls are thin and I can hear the couple next door having sex. I think their dog is somehow involved.
Thats stupid. Your future is a life of less pay for the same work. Free drinks is how capitalism reimburses women for its inequality. & youre not even taking it!
kool aid jammers and 151...our childhood has officially been corrupted.
Ugh I miss culture and lesbians already
I feel like I should pray to the god of Febreze, because it is like it washes away the smell of all my sins from the bed
I just found a contact in my phone named "Sam 'it Won't Fit' Wilson". No clue when or where it came from....
I'm so excited you texted me but I'm way to high to process it
You attempted what you called the "Long Island Heist", in which you shoved a half glass of Long Island down your pants and asked me to help you sneak it out. That drunk.
so.. please tell me you did not really sleep on the washing machine last night
guilty
My boss couldn’t find her phone so she asked me to call it and when I found it the screen said Fuck Toy was calling. I’m very much okay with this
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