So my shaver died while I was trimming...ya know. And now it is half way done. I don't think there's currently any aesthetic in keeping it this way...
just saw a prosititute with a baby stroller...question is...if the baby wakes up is the blow job free?
the next morning i told him i was impressed that he remembered my name. he said it wasn't that hard when "tracy
Why does Corona taste like a burp?
i felt horrible..i wanted to somehow give him his vcard back
that's a non refundable transaction sweetheart
So im walking through ohare and this guy walks by with a cart full of big bottles of liquor. I want to know what flight hes on.
Quiet hours sex sucks. I hate finals.
i wanted to ask her what his dick looked like but i thought that would be weird for the first time i met her
C'mon. I'm still an alcoholic at heart, regardless of its broken or not
Checked my photo vault today... My self nudie folder is passing the 150 mark.
The weird thing is that you don't send them to anyone. You just keep them for yourself...
How is it medically possible for my urine to smell like espresso
There's a baby in the strip club. I say again: THERE'S A BABY IN THE STRIP CLUB
I'm never celebrating Galentine's Day again. It was a whorrific mess.
He ain't mine yet. Gotta have a third date before I pee on him and mark territory.
Oh. Wait. That happened on the second date.
My life is far to together for someone who's such a hot mess inside
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