You know you want to come over later
1:27a: Um no
1:45a: Maybe
2:05a: Probably
2:38a: I'm outside, let me in
how do i word it so it doesnt sound like im asking him if he has ever been in jail.
Preparing for wine wednesday. How would you feel about improvising and starting a white russian wednesday tomorrow instead? you know, shake things up a bit.
I found out that they tried to reenact the Snooki drop by using a jump rope and the banister. Pictures say it all.
He blew a load on his roommates pillow just to piss him off. Why did you introduce me to these people?
Scored tix to flower show. Do we want to go drunk on Saturday or hungover on Sunday? Only two options.
She's either too fat to type, hammered or has terrible spelling.
I almost bumped into a man wrapped only in a blanket at 10 am
my roommate just said she thinks she got a flashback or some memory of me getting hit by a car.
It was only in the sobering silence of the wilderness on the mountain, after I was too tired to talk anymore and I also didn't want to tell Julian that we were lost, that I realized how super tripped out I had been the entire time...
This is ridiculous. I’m in fucking college getting high off a potato.
I have so many feelings about this burrito
You just want me for my pizza coupons and my penis.
Well I didn't get a shacker shirt but I somehow managed to come home with superman socks
I just want to bone him one last time before he moves across the country with his new (average looking) girl friend.
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