He went through and tagged himself on my crotch in all of my facebook pics
We walked into the bar in The Flying V formation from The Mighty Ducks. We were ready.
trying to figure out who visited the hillshire farms website enough for it to be in my top sites.
If I die I am blaming you for not answering to tell me the proper dosage of horse tranquilizers to take
I just realized I have yet to puke in your new apartment. Clearly we're doing something wrong. On my way over with Cuervo as I type.
Just realized the guy is in my class. Unless there's another guy that had half his ear bit off at a St. Patty's party
The really sad thing is that I actually practiced crawling in my room yesterday in preparation for today
Call me when you get back form court. Hopefully its not later than noon. Just remember..win or lose we still booze.
I'm not leaving my family to go to a strip club on good friday.
How many band members does it take to become The Band Slut? I think I might be dangerously close
He's hot, you can get laid, and you may get free drugs. It's the trifecta of banging a drug dealer
My apartment is so clean right now, I should invite someone over for sex just so someone can see how clean it is.
yeah the cops just showed up and they got there ass handed to them at beer pong.
it's like my ID runs away from me when it knows it's time for me to drink
Yes I went home with her last night. I woke up this morning and ran into my boss on the way to the bathroom. Monday is going to suck at work.
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