help help how do i get him away from me should i talk in a robot voice or something
Do brothers usually kiss their sisters?
the day after is always just damage control
He's like my sex unicorn. Elusive and majestic. I'll catch him, I'm baiting with patron.
you stumbled up the stairs in your heels, pulled 23 one-dollar bills out of your bra and then went and puked in the toilet. didnt say a single thing to me the whole time
no. i discovered the *exact* amount of drugs i need to do to understand calculus.
Im fairly sure two chicks roofied me last night. Suckers. I love free drugs.
I just want to get drunk and wake up on Wednesday
i was the only bi girl at the frat party. i felt like the last cresent roll at thanksgiving
Probably for the best. My morning wood is pretty horrible. I wouldn't want to tip the earth's axis/ create a new magnetic pole
He's only giving you free adderall so you can focus on his dick.
my bed is a shrine, and I am its goddess.
All the doctor said was why
I mean, it's good for a lot of things. Just not the inside of your vagina
Well neither is bbq sauce but I dont judge kinks
Well, for starters, you were growling and slurping beer from a puddle on the carpet. Let's all hope that was beer...
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