no, its his 'welcome back from rehab' party.
Just saw a man in a wheel chair using his feet to push himself backwards through a crosswalk... good morning Atlanta
if it were possible I'd exchange my vagina for a diff one on the black market.
Just used a champagne bottle to outline a trigonometric circle for math 104.. should i give up on life now or later?
If I buy you $300 worth of popeyes, will that make up for me trashing the house?
Hne relally is a cite oerfect gome. Nes awddddddddooooome.
But she tried her best to break my penis, so she has a few free passes with me
full cup flip cup was not exactly the reason I wanted to tell the cops when I was sleeping on the curb
I will pray to the gods of eye bleach for you
we drunk the bar out of liquor so the guy was selling us bottles of wine for $2a each. Only good thing to come outta this flood
U should feel bad.. u r like a sex politician. All talk and no follow thru
some kid lit a j in the bar tonight. i was in awe of both his boldness and the severe beatdown he received moments later
We are all yelling at the cat at our apt in nothing but our underwear. How do you think it's going.
I love you but this is the first Saturday I have ever spent at the police station. And where are my boxers?
No pussy. I don't care what time of year it is you do not look tough wearing sandals. Honestly you look like a high school guidance counselor.
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