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I've been emailing with a woman. I don't think she's into me, but we've become sorta email buddies. I'm hoping to meet her because on her profile she states she's into 'fisting.' Frankly the thought kinda freaks me out but I'm dying to see what kind of woman is 1) into that and 2) admits it upfront.
i think i want to fuck a midget just to see how difficult it would be
...you put a chicken patty in my toaster last night..
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My parents foreign exchange student just walked in on me whacking off. Welcome to America :)
Am I undercharging for one hour of sex per essay? I need a serious business answer.
its sad that I know 23 beers will fit into my purse
At a party. It smells like teen pregnancy and sadness in here.
it wasn't sex so much as.....a disastrously uncomfortable sexual experience
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Charles Darwin would shit his pants if he saw that we managed to survive that weekend.
Remind me in the future that chugging dog codeine is not the best idea.
They are taking turns pissing on the fire. This is my life.
This guy is selling weed on the train. Like... Straight up. No fucks given.
and then I said "oh, I see the price of Plan B has gone up". and the pharmacist looked at me very sadly. I was just trying to make conversation.
I'm getting paid over-time to sit on reddit and look at dicks and abs all day. I'm really happy right now.
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