That's why you don't touch shit after fingering somebone
my soul wont recognize me after tonight
the stripper made me go home becuz she had to take her kid to a birthday party in the morning
yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
Learned a lot. Like boys with frosted tips still exist. And that they're sensitive to constructive criticism.
Disney World has no open container laws. Ohmygod this place is even cooler than it was when I was ten.
i regret nothing . he quoted dr. suess . he deserved that bj .
i dont mean to point any fingers but there is a lot of urine in the kitchen
It's a lightpost hitting you in the head. Of course it's going to hurt the day after.
Super awkward that I just now realized I added no verb to the first statement about super hero porn. We were watching it, not making it. Clarity.
I had to ask. I mean when you get a snap chat of a nipple you have to ask who's it is.
I don't know what to think. Also, I decided to take a bath...sorry in advance if I flood the bathroom.
Just had a serious discussion with my ex-boyfriend about sexy nurse vs. sexy teacher. So score one for friendship I guess.
God I miss you. I would very much like to have sexual intercourse with you. I'm home eating chicken alfredo.
New life goal: Sex in a parking lot surrounded by a circle of fire.
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