Reason #82 that I need to get laid: my pubes are getting split ends.
Dipping chips in queso and thinking of your beautiful face
sometimes i look at this picture of your cock before i go to sleep, there's something comforting about it
i just woke up in the hallway. not my hallway. i officially raise my hand to be DD next week.
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RIP Summer 2010. God knows it had to be one of us..
Sucks about the cops last night
to be honest when I first looked up I wanted to know who was coming from a costume party..
Alright I don't know how you'll link it to me but yes I left a nearly empty 12 pack on your trunk
she asked me where ive been her entire life and the guy in the room next to us yelled "with other women bitch!"
pain. pain everywhere. this is why throwing yourself at concrete is a bad idea.
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So take that alcohol. I still win. I ALWAYS WIN. Plus i didn't have to wear clothes. DOUBLE WIN.
It's like the first time your mom catches you masturbating. We both know what she saw. We're just not talking about it...
CURSE YOU AND YOUR SEXY LOGIC
Most people would agree that it IS in fact slutty to give someone head for free ice cream.
You can only use the "she handcuffed me naked to your bed, i couldn't do anything, sorry bro" excuse once.
You have a tempurpedic. you only have you to blame.
she bought my drinks all night, made me breakfast in the morning, and let me use her expensive hair products before i left. best one night stand ever.
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