Erin Andrews shaves. She also likes to check out her ass in the mirror. Of course if I had an ass like that I'd be checking it out in the mirror too.
On blowjobs: "If you decide to go there, you finish the job. No complaining." I don't care if it sounds like she's talking about Iraq, I'm in love.
You only like me because I'm a challenge
You already blew me
Just used my last prints at the library for brackets instead of final reviews. Hello March.
if you count grabbing my crotch as an introduction then yeah i got a couple of those tonight
I've never seen so many strippers at a funeral...
Dude i think i got lasagna in my eye
I told her that I thought she needed an oral mammogram. With me being pre-med she bought it.
The interviewer had a hook for his right hand I TRIED TO SHAKE HIS HOOK WHAT IS WRONG WITH ME
WHAT KIND OF DUMPSTER DOESNT HAVE PIZZA IN IT?
He should get nipple rings. No homo...I actually don't think there is a way to make it non gay.
Yeah you should have just let that thought go.
What kind of paramedic is he, some dude is dying back there and he's trying to get laid
I don't think he liked your vagina hand signal
I just drunkenly signed my mortgage application...
Is this how the global financial crisis happened?
My ex's sister asked me to be her date to Thanksgiving. Should I go?
Threesome!
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