My new storm is the chrons
The only reason I needed a new one is bc I threw up on my other one(248): And since Verizon doesn't have a throw up test, I was eligible for a new one
i just woke up in the woods behind my house in handcuffs and a dan marino jersey ive never seen before
Yeah i wasn't gonna go out but then i was like im not gonna get my dick wet stayin at home studying
i dont care about people's attitudes as long as they give me head
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Agreed. Everyone should experience a blackout before 3pm in their lifetime.
And as far as being fat goes I just did like 20 minutes of p90x and now i'm eating frosting out of the container....
we're havin a 400 loko party for joe pa's 400th win. come get loko
The question is do I invite my fuck buddy to my graduation party now that my girfriend found out about her?
It's 2:30 on a Friday afternoon. It's snowing and must be about 20 degrees outside. I'm sitting in this class with 300 people using up every ounce of energy and willpower not to puke all over the girl in front of me. This has got to stop.
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What kind of outfit says I totes want you to take me in the airplane bathroom?
Gotta get dat. Gotta get dat. Gotta get dat dat dat dat dat ~uterus contraction~
alright well Taco Bell Closes at 12 so you better pray to god she's asleep by then or I'm running in your house butt ass naked with a bag of tacos
He slapped my ass... He best ask me out. Or figure out how to unslap my ass.
Really dude? drunk texts at 9 in the morning? its wednesday
If I say I hate myself for it does it make it any better?
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