No it only became awkward when she walked in with her new boyfriend and we realized we'd all banged her
You know its bad when you can over hear the planned parenthood nurses talking shit behind your back... they've seen everything
Even My mom was ashamed of me bringing her home, she pulled me aside, and told me i can do better than, "butter faces"
It's confirmed. We did xmas carol the grocery store across the street from his building at 2:30am... Only the staff was there.
i know this sounds kinda weird but his cock smelled like fabric softener. it was so refreshing.
Wish i knew who the f is sending me pics of asian newborns.
we're using his nephews tonka truck toy as a cooler for the beer
Ugh why does it have to be margarita Monday. Why can't it be pants off dance off beer pong but with jager Monday.
I'm still hoping for it dude. Random north dakota pussy. If my 16 year old self knew that these were my dreams he would so try to beat me up, and i think he could.
Your mother may get texts again about women putting dog food up their vaginas and asking for it to be licked.
I was just wicked nice to a telemarketer... that's how stoned this woman got me.
Like its not even midnight and I've already had enough of her for all of 2015
I have fence marks all over my body
It was sweet, he carried me out of my bathroom after I passed out, built me a pillow fort so I wouldn't roll out of bed, set a glass of water on the table, and brought me a mixing bowl to puke in. Totally a sign we're more than just fuckbuddies.
You can't just bring up bondage and then stop answering me
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