Hoooooo maaaaan
Yes?
I'm retarded. Again.
Sudue. BIG CUP LOTS OF NOMNOMD TUOSPY
Apparently there was a point in the night that they literally thought he was dead, ass naked on the floor. That bad.
is year to celebrate how much I love you, I made a mosaic of your penis with conversation hearts. it's in your mailbox.\n\nHAPPY VALENTINE'S DAY TO YOU
Why is everyone else growing up when I'm just crying, eating, and having pregnancy scares?
Not my type. One of those types that loves that they're educated, could drink their red wine and have an intellectual conversation and have a wonderful time
An adult?
CAN I EVER JUST MAKE OUT EITH SOMEONE AND NOT GET FRIEND REQUESTED BY THEM THE NEXT DAY.
And suddenly....Tubas. Tubas everywhere.
Despite popular belief cocaine is not a good pre-workout
Also food confession I ate an entire bag of starburst jelly beans today. and a plan B. All around think I hit all my nutrients
And let me tell you, getting your ass waxed is the weirdest fucking experience.
I just ate apple sauce in my underwear. This isn't 30. This is 3.
I'm sorry I keep drunk texting your boyfriend sports updates.
That's okay. He needs friends too.
Cum just came out of my nose. That is all.
No no. Thank you. Killed multiple birds with one penis.
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