So my mom just called me into her room and showed me a condom wrapper she found in my room. "Oh that's from when I was like 16." I don't think that was very comforting.
I wrote a list of all my homework due in the next few weeks. I feel I've done enough for tonight.
So.. My internet got red-flagged at work because i did a search on "midigit strippers las vegas" This may be hard to explain...
They asked me to help them shop for lingerie.
Tell them everything looks awful, makes their ass look fat, etc. You'll wreck their self esteem and likely both have sex with you to make themselves feel better.
You're the most understanding sister I could ever ask for.
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I just found blacked-out interviews on my voice recorder. Go journalism.
He's got a southern drawl and a lisp. I'm getting mindfucked right now.
I may not have eyeballs after all the drunk naked people having sex outside.
Good because ass is like 60% of my diet now
If I never see my landlord's dick again, it'll be too soon.
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I'm getting better, this year I only showed up drunk to 1 final.
I don't know what to think. Also, I decided to take a bath...sorry in advance if I flood the bathroom.
I tried to put my heels in the coat check
The sex was so boring I heard the people having sex next door and I wanted to stop just to listen
These flip flops mean I'm casual, but I'm here to fuck.
Sitting in a music store. There is a 40 something year old guy in a track suit, with a boner, and playing the ukelelie quite intensely.
thanks for thinking of me.
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