You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
the crunchwrap supreme is the def leppard of the taco bell menu
which is why it's clearly superior
you were so drunk you slurred your pauses
i wanna give whoever invented massage chairs a blow job.
My TA just asked me why I was late to class. How do I say because I was having the best orgasm of my life in Arabic?
I mean its not the first time I passed out drunk at barnes and noble.
Doing lines and watching a show on hot dogs around the world ... Why do I do this to myself
We made out while a LIT cigarette dangled out of the side of his mouth. Disturbing or slightly erotic?
at the time it didn't seem likely that you would ever find the cake in your underwear
He's the kind you'd bring home and you'd wake up and all your food would be half eaten on the kitchen floor and all your socks would be missing.
Teeth make me feel like a dinosaur. Can you feel yours?
what i'd really like is a nice helping of naked boyfriend with a side of naked boyfriend.
I felt like I was having sex with Joffrey from Game of Thrones. Needless to say how bad it was
I JUST HAD TO SNORT THE REST OF MY BAG OF COKE BECAUSE THE BAG RIPPED IN THE WORK BATHROOM.
I'm guessing you feel amazing due to all the caps?
LETS GET THIS SHIT DONE. IM GONNA GET THIS SHIT DONE, FOREVER.
My boyfriend just called me on his poop break from work.... Is that what you meant by moving too fast?
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