dude i totally did the walk last night came out of her room to see her dad sitting there straight lookin at me...wtf
I can't get into him, he looks really young. I'd feel like I was blowing the Gerber baby.
My Vagina smells like Nemo again.
think i got pink eye from a stripper in vegas. showgirls did not prepare me adequately for this. be kind, 2010.
Showering in the handicapped shower. Im THAT hungover.
I have no idea. Next thing I know we're all down on one knee saying the pledge of allegiance and then singing I'm Proud to be an American. Then Trevor ate pizza off the sidewalk.
There's not an emojicons for I think I ripped my asshole and want to die.
He was "hot guy in the dark". One of us had to sleep with him. I took the bullet you're welcome.
See! Theres potential!
Oh yeah. All good relationships start with a threesome.
Ive been high since the plane left the ground in Los Angeles and Ive been in Chicago. Right now, Im on a train headed towards downtown to go to an anime convention. At this point, I am just taking life as it comes, furries and all.
Apparently I was having great conversation with this 48 year old on grindr & he was concerned as to how I was getting home.
Things that happen while I poop: I start dating someone
Isn't it funny how we're still best friends after that incident with the old lady in the bathroom
You fucking bailed on me. But I love you still
There is an episode of "how it's made" on tv right now. The subject is tequila and water beds. Basically my life.
its Niagara falls. its like international waters. You can get away with anything there
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