What would a frattoo be? Maybe like the Chinese symbol for Keystone Light.
I never thought that I'd ever use the phrase "and the resulting ice cream explosion" seriously at work...
It's official. I am the proud owner of his very own sex tape. Amateur awesome porn or awful delete-me-now porn? Come over help me decide.
Considering the last guy I had sex with was gay, this was a huge improvement.
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Doing lines and watching a show on hot dogs around the world ... Why do I do this to myself
She swung at the pinata with crutches
im still going. this is my new reality. also. dont take glowsticks in the bath. they explode. actually. do. it. its beautiful.
i dont think thats healthy man...
There should be a rule.......that if you have a small penis you must wear a hat with propellers on it so you can fly the hell off the planet.
I also have to vacuum the broken noodles out of my suitcase...
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Can we just talk about how I wrote out all the stuff I had to do this week and for Thursday it says "drink and cry"? ...I don't remember putting that but it sounds like something I would do
He sent me a dick pic from his living room and it has pictures of his three kids in the background
When she says 'Polish hangover cure' she just means more vodka. Don't do it.
You're the only person I know who's experienced a micropenis and a magnum XL penis
You kept yelling stranger danger at Nick because he was talking to that girl you didn't like. Your not invited ever again.
never have sex with a mint flavored condom on. my vagina is on fire.
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