I thought smoking would make her look better, but all it did was enlighten me to her snaggletooth
Sounds like a blessing in disguise
So all semester this guy and girl have been talking, and today is the last class and we are doing nothing. I would have skipped but I want to see if he seals the deal or pusses out. It's like a season finale.
I am currently in the waffle making stage of highness
You kept excitedly announcing to the bar what time it was. Followed by an equally excited "Clock language still makes sense!"
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i want the original willy wonka imagination song to come on when i take a girl to my room
I am dripping wet and slathered in glitter and banana mush. I love gay guys.
They walked in to the store, ripped up the phone book, and left. Can we get on their level?
Aj and I already plan to tape our thumbs to our palms so we know how it feels to be a t-rex.
I just want to jump into a ballpool of dicks now.
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I bought 2 40s with winning lottery tickets and they paid me $.03. 'Merica
I wonder if the fact that I'm listening to the theme from lion king gives my neighbors the impression that im tripping faceeeee
Well at least I still have a burrito in my pocket.
Dude she's from Moscow. I feel like I'm cheating on America.
I had the choice between 9 burritos and 1 girl...
And...?
honestly, fuck you guys. i'm gonna get drunk by myself
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