sometimes I think that if I just met him. he would have a crazy realization and fall madly in love with me. what do you say? I'm not just another fan.
Just got caught pissing on a plant in her room while she was in the shower first word out of my mouth were my bad
the choice between paying your electricity bill and getting herpes medicine is a tough one.
Apparently in gay bars the restroom signs are just a formality. Its a free for all in there
She's dressed as a slutty Dalmatian. I doubt she has morals.
I'm genuinely dissapointed that we didn't make any fat chicks cry
Did strip banana grams actually happen last night
"So you think you can dance" turned into "so you think you can run and slide across the bar"...Jack Daniels wins
You told the entire smokers deck that you were blowing .08 now and anyone else willing later
They've taken all the lighthearted fun out of S&M.
Is it appropriate to send an apology gift to his roommates for breaking the bathroom sink during crazy sex?
I've faked every orgasm I've ever had, I think I can fake being sick for 8 hours.
Is someone on their way here yet? I'm way too tweaked to be here alone
Don't do it. He's got a dick the size of a baseball bat. You don't want that commitment.
I have to. For the sake of science.
we should paint friendship bongs
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