Is it necrophilia if we're both dead?
it hasn't hit me that college is over yet. so far at home, i haven't brushed my teeth, taken off my makeup, or changed clothes before bed.
the only difference between me and a prostitute was that i complained a lot more.
I have two girls sleeping in my bed naked and I ended up making it to class, what were you saying about staying in on the weekdays?
In hindsight, trust falling your grandma was a bad idea. Sorry about that.
...and the foreplay consisted of me threatening to cut off his hand if he didn't remove it from my back.
If you can't find your cat in the morning it's cause i put him in the laundry basket and then put the laundry basket in the shower.
We're knee deep in HJ's right now.
All I can remember is posting my chicken burger in the post box. Postman is in for a treat.
Yeah. I don't think I have anything left in me tho. I think I was throwing up tangible memories at one point.
And I'm bringing my coffee cup of wine.
Hey babe! Random question. Do you by chance have the pic of my nipples covered with ninja turtles band aids? Thanks.
I just sucked dick on a ferry
She has an alarming number of pictures with cat ears but the sex is amazing.
Oh I had the weirdest dream in which I was an archeologist stealing a golden dildo from a snobby British person
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