I need help removing her.
Hot guy, man whore rep, huge crush, alcohol that will fuck you up. I fail to see how this could go wrong
any chance you can send me your legal ethics outline, in exchange for say, me buying you a lapdance the next time we go to the strip club?
If I don't have herpes this will be the single greatest day of my life
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Totally just locked myself outside of my house, in my robe, with the fedex man and a box of sex toys. Not my week.
Ya. I was the definition of a shit show. I woke up outside my door when my alarm went off
I'm ordering a large vanilla ice cream with rainbow sprinkles so when I vom tonight it will look like lisa frank dolphins in acid trip colors
I had a great time except for the part where you called another guy, told him you were in a cab - not on a date - and that you'd meet him at a bar in 15 minutes. but besides that it was awesome. Next time capping you at two glasses of wine
I mean I love some drunk compliments, but he just wasn't up to my low standards.
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If he survived pride he can survive a gay bar
Tequila, beer, rum, gin, and vodka all mixed in my body last night. The whole "never turn down free booze" is catching up to me. Hungover = understatement of the year.
I just found a piece of squished oatmeal cream pie in my armpit. So very sad.
My idiot ex texted me on Valentine's day to tell me I was right, he did need a therapist.
Everything is a learning experience. Last night we learned why I'm not allowed to bring guys home from the bar....
We bird danced in front of the bird cages for 20 minutes. I think it was our way of being like fuck you guys you're in a cage and we're on summer break.
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