I wish I could punch you in the face.
Joe is a total sociopath, I'm going to hook up with him tonight
and pubic hair rears its ugly head again
I saved $70 from being to drunk to go out last night so I figured I could buy a new watch.
found POGS while I was cleaning my room this morning. Definitely bringing them back to school to turn into a drinking game.
she played "i just wanna get married" by jagged edge while we were having sex. why cant i avoid stage 5 clingers
You're getting spoiled, you better send me at least a side boob pic if you wanna see my dick dressed up as Davie Crockett.
DICK PUNCH EXTRAVAGANZAAAAAA!!!!!
You were great dude. You wanted to charge the guy with fedora $100 to get in.
Can we discuss your tits for a sec? That melon patch sprung up over night
High-fiving last weekend's hook up in passing on the way to class has given me quite the lady boner.
It's like everybody loves Raymond but the total opposite and everyone wants him to die
How was your night?
I spent a lot of money and drank a lot of booze. Also was part of a successful search party
He left cushions on my floor, chocolate on my bra and unexplained scratches on my thighs. I think this one might get a second date.
2020 sucks, I want a refund
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