If you are in NYC and not seeing anyone, you should come fucke me now because:1 i am not in love with you anymore, 2 i am drunk enough where i won't feel the n eed to kisx you awardly to avoid your beard, 3we have unfinished business that i wpn't get -assed unyil orgass have been had, 4 i really really want to
he just found out his girl is having a boy. he's probably googling "Ed Hardy diapers" as we speak.
Drinking mikes hard & watching the swan princess. i fucking LOVE college
They are providing beer and having a margarita machine. This cannot be passed up.
Maybe if i steal enough bar glasses i can justify all the money spent i've spent there
It was at that moment that I realized I was alone. Alone and drunk on an Epcot ride.
Picture this: me driving down 183 throwing up into a towel. I just hit rock bottom.
Thanksgiving. This year's theme: I am thankful that I still have a liver.
It was like stroking your vagina with a cloud.
I did, I'm just saying. Once the drinking starts my nipples are no longer my control.
Ps I got my nipple pierced. You're just gonna have to accept me for the tool I am and I don't wanna hear any shenanigans.
It's not that I'm in love with her, so much as I would love to be her lesbian experience.
So, seriously. How does it feel to know that you're riding a cock that was in kindergarten when you were going to prom?
I slept with a Brazillian Man, That's why I'm Watching The World Cup
let me wake up, find my pants, and find out where i am tommorow and ill get back to you on that
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