READY
for what?
TO HAVE SEXXXX
i think you have the wrong number
It was like a little tadpole swimming in the big ocean.
the bathroom floor of the diner looks a lot different when you're not rolling around and puking on it.
it was like lady and the tramp only with a jello shot on the pool table
His wife found out about our affair the same day he got fired for it.
Is it too forward to say "stop being a good friend and start being a good fuck buddy"
Lead with your genitals is the best advice I can give you.
I'm using the house around the corner that my parents rent out to people as a means of getting sex. I just tell them I'm going for a walk and just invite my next hook up over
I don't know what happened. His phone, shirt, shoes, and the condom wrapper are here but he isn't. I don't even know how to get a hold of him right now
His Australian accent during sex made me think I was in an Outback Steakhouse commercial
HE WILL NEVER BE ONE OF US. HE WILL NEVER BE A DECENT, GOD-FEARING WHORE.
I hate that I will forever be known as the girl who puked on the front lawn. That only happened once.
Our Uber driver pulled over to show us Tinder some dick pics. Top that.
you've already made the comitment to pee in public you should at least whip your dick out
Alcohol and I aren't friends right now.
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