You are a beautiful, beautiful young lady. Your heart is made of tissue, blood and love. I will call you very soon, Princess Sophia.
At least we don't have one night stands
True that. We sink our claws in our men.
You were so drunk you tried to sell your salsa to everyone on the restaurant.
You make shower sex sound like waterboarding
i was surprised by the severity of his small dick condition
Why do I have flashes of a dark shed in my memory?
Because we had sex in one.
He ate me out like a beaver on a tree. I've never been so scared in my life
just filed my taxes drunk as balls. i may be going to jail.
Neither of us have work tomorrow and we live w/n walking distance. This is your official Sandy booty call. Come rock me like a hurricane.
Please come home, i don't want to feel like basket garbage girl but I'm in your alleyway and not sure how to change that.
You just kept stroking his beard and thinking aloud that you wanted to rub your face all over it.
just once I'd like to not pass out before we leave the designated pre-drinking place
I need to stop getting drunk and telling people it isn't "about them."
It's like we're in an emotionally distant three-way and there's not even sex to show for it.
Sorry I’m late. Got horny watching the traffic report and had to rub one out
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