ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
I don't care if he acts like a don't exist 6 days a week. On the 7th day he makes makes my vagina cry. In a good way. Jesus understands.
On ecstasy, in Ikea. this is incredible.
Right now im sitting at home and all i can think about is im eating calories and i should be out drinking them.
Great I'll forever be branded as gym slut at the new gym.
I'm really really gonna try not to at least one night. The 4 day thanksgiving bender almost killed me last year
I am wearing two different shoes and just swallowed my gum. Wake the fuck up and bang the bartender already.
They broke our car window and then wrote "great night" on the next
At what point lastnight did a lens fall out of my glasses and nobody tell me?
I didnt realize until i got your email that what i've been missing in my life is someone to send me dog gifs
You were a hurricane of blowjobs and glitter makeup. You came out of the closet and took the house down with it
It's not my fault, Tequila turned all my alarms off.
false alarm, still single
I knew the bike rally would be fun when I saw "male pole dancing" on the schedule
I puked on someone's floor last night and then they proceeded to ask me on a date.
Randomize
