On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
I would do horrible things to your vagina.
Prove it.
I feel like banging her is an expected thing. But banging you would be like getting a 36 on the ACT.
on a brighter note, the strip club found my atm card
I'm pretty sure there was a language barrier but he knew what "harder" meant.
found a hand written recpiet for 'one doe fawn' on an open crate in my living room need help to find it
where the hell would u of bought a deer
Chasing shots with sriracha-covered mini toast was, in retrospect, not the best idea.
WAIT DID YOU MAIL ME A KITTEN
We need to drink more. Just think how awesome it would be to wake up in a trailer and NOT remember how wee got here.
AND I JUST BURNT MY BACON. WTF MONDAY. SCREW YOU TOO
Maybe because you rubbed my clit while we were making churros
He keeps singing a song about someone called the dayman.
....fighter of the Nightman?
On a scale of 1 to shit show you were "i just pissed myself"
You woke up at like 4 in the morning fell off your bunk bead, yelled at Nic for asking if you were ok, walked to the kitchen, pissed on the keg, and then looked at me and said "Still not worth it" then went back to bed.
Speaking of dumpster fires, your ex tried to add me on Facebook
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