So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
The jonas brothers playing in your laptop. This is why guys won't sleep with you...
And we will make penis cookies and eat them suggestively
Your favorite bartender is back from prision
I negotiated the purchase of an entire tray of like 50 jello shots for $8.
I now realize that they made gum to take the taste of dick out of your mouth.
she's walking down the hall in a thong and one flip flop and one ugg
say it with me now .. the "golden" penis. his nickname does not disappoint.
I'll even give you a complementary welcome blowjob.
I am now being bribed with one orgasm per every meal I eat. This is the best anorexia therapy ever
Well puke fest 2014 just happened
Alcohol and IMDB don't always mix with 100% accuracy
I dont even remember what i was saying but just one minute i was crying and the next i was showing u my genitals
Nothing says I'm doing some sketchy shit like coming out of your bedroom with your underwear inside out
First aid class means get dry humped by moderately attractive college students during heimlich maneuver training.
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