I decided to name my penis gatorade...is it in you?
Being a girl sucks.
Being a boyfriend sucks for about a week, too
I may have been to starbucks and 2 classes with balls still written on my face...
like semen in my mouth is absolutely disgusting but i'd still like to experience it
i feel sorry for the hotel staff that makes the bed after we have sex
The only thing that makes me want to stop the affair is that I am the Monica Lewinksy in this triangle.
the igloo is complete. bring your weed and the hat with the floppy ears
Thats why you have fulfilling relationships with nice girls and i have kinky sex with crazies
We are winners. And by winners I mean home wrecking sluts
Isn't that what our 20s r for?? Testing the strength of other people's shitty relationships?
I'm about to turn myself in when I'm less hungover.
So yeah, turns out I enjoy vaguely public group sex. Who knew?
By god, his vagina is better looking than mine.
Walked into the bathroom and saw a Minion eating out Harley Quinn so this Halloween will be hard to top.
she told me id be a great addition to their lesbian community and shes giving me sex eyes from across the room. come get me NOW
Do you think Root Touch Up or Just for Men would work better on pubes?
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